Justin Bieber Crashing A High School Prom Is Pretty Sad

Because of Pres I feel like we have to state our stance on Bieber before every blog. I’ve said this before but I’ll say it again: I like Bieber’s music (Where Are U Now is leeeegit) but I’m certainly no Pres when it comes to him. And this right here is kind of depressing for me, since I like the kid. Going back to a high school prom? Bro you’re 21. If it wasn’t a dying girl’s wish for you to take her to prom then you’ve got no business being at one. Going back to high school to have girls trip over you is just such a sad move. That’s what the guy who peaked in high school does. That’s what they make fun of in movies. I get that the girls went crazy and that’s cool and all, but they would have done that for a regular Joe who graduated in 2013 because he might have “pot” or a flask of Captain Morgan’s on him. You’re supposed to be flying Adrianna Lima across the country for a quick smash and partying in the hottest clubs and fighting Orlando Bloom. High school shit is supposed to be beneath you but this move reeks of a guy scared to crash a frat party because he wouldn’t be cool enough.

PS – This bro needs to fucking chill.