Always Put Up Your Tent First Before Taking Drugs At The Festival

Struggle city.  Nothing worse than being too fucked to function like a normal human being in broad daylight.  I feel for these guys though.  Why?  Because putting up a tent when you’re completely sober is impossible.  Let alone trying to do it when your feet are firmly planted on a different planet thanks to the shit you took.  Give me three hours and you’ll come back with tent pieces everywhere.  Some of them probably broken in half.  Hilarious how they instantly drew a crowd of people watching them fumble fuck around.  This is better than the concerts at the festival!  I could watch those two all day long.  The dude in the tank top is trying too hard and the guy laying on the ground isn’t trying hard enough. They need to find a happy medium but they won’t.  I’d bet all the money in the world those two just ended up sleeping on the dirt and spooning each other for warmth.  That’s festival life.  It’s videos like this one that make me think aliens are watching from far away and saying to one another, “We could conquer them in a day. Probably less.”