Merchapolooza | 10% Off The Barstool Store When You Use Your Favorite Personality's CodeSHOP NOW

EMERGENCY 2015-2016 PHILADELPHIA EAGLES HYPE VIDEO

I don’t care if there are only like 4 players in this video that are guaranteed to still be on this team when they face the Falcons come September…FOOTBALL. It’s our only hope in this damn city. And with the draft coming up, the Eagles have a chance to explode or implode before the season even begins. Let’s all relish in these 2:12 in peace, please, before the madness this week gets the better of us.

Chip, our souls are in your hands. Be gentle.