The Sun Will Rise, Water Is Wet, And The St. Louis Blues Will Be Bounced From The NHL Playoffs In Late April

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Just wanted to take a quick moment and throw a shout out to our friends down South in St. Louis.  I know this is going to come as a shock to some here but the Blues flamed out in the playoffs. I know, I know. The St. Louis Blues losing in late April after everyone saying this is the year they finally take the next step, crazy right? But it’s true. All that talk about home ice and dominating the Blackhawks in the regular season, that was fun, real good time. Poor Blues fans, I legitimately feel bad for you guys right up until I remember you’re probably the people who immediately tossed on your Cardinals hat and talked about how great of a baseball town it is. Wainoooooo.

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How about this guy?