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Ronald Acuña's Fit Check Shows He's Ready to Run a Train on Major League Baseball

I don't know what it was about this picture, but something just did it for me. Look at this young king. He is ready to absolutely destroy the American and National League East en route to a World Series title in 2020.

It's been so long that I've almost forgotten how electrifying it is to watch Ronald Acuña play baseball. But something about seeing this drip king ready to get up to New York and begin the season has me all fired up.

Name me another player who would have somebody take a fit check as he's leaving his house headed to the airport and look that cool doing it. You can't.

Ronnie Ding Dongs has his Louis bag packed — I think that's what that is, I'm honestly not 100 percent sure — and is off to win the National League Most Valuable Player award. Let's get it started.