This Old Man Impregnated The Entire Verizon Center Right In Front Of My Eyes

Dripping sex! That old man just put his seed in every woman in Verizon Center, China Town, Glover Park, and beyond. Drake probably should get himself a pregnancy test just to make sure. His finishing thrust was Godly. Glad that man is on our side. The Raptors never stood a chance. WATCH OUT ATLANTA, WE COMIN FOR DAT ASS.

h/ts @bencelestino and @recordsANDradio