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Mountain Rollercoasters Set To Mario Kart Music Looks Like An AWESOME Time

First of all, I had no idea it was socially acceptable for adults to go on mountain rollercoasters. I thought you had be accompanied by a child otherwise it's weird. Second, that looks like the most fun you can have without a beer in your hand and I need to try it. If that place was smart they'd pump the Mario Kart music in over a loud speaker and give everyone bananas to throw at each other. If they did that they'd have every 25-35 year old guy within a four-hundred mile radius at their park. Imagine throwing real life bananas on a blind s-turn?

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It'd be incredible. The only problem with mountain coasters is that they're never long enough. Why not just go to the top of the mountain? Why limit the fun? Sure it's more dangerous, but who cares? My body my choice. If there wasn't a global pandemic I'd pitch brining a bunch of people from the office to a mountain coster and betting on the races. Maybe Penn can install one of these at their casinos...who knows. Here's a classic. Enjoy.