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It Might Just Be Time To Ban Propane Grills

If you follow the Barstool Sports Instagram page then you know 2 things to be fact. The first being that "I Am Snacking" is a timeless classic that will live on for all eternity. The second being that there are so many idiots in the world who shouldn't be allowed to operate a propane grill because they run the risk of burning down the entire neighborhood.  Smoky the Bear is rolling in his grave right now scrolling through the main account. 

I'm not sure if people realize this or not but gas? Yeah turns out that gas is pretty flammable. So if your grill turns into a fire ball, you might want to go ahead and turn off the burners. That way you're not, ya know, adding more gas to the fire. And if you're going to be smart enough to cut the gas, you might also want to do yourself a favor and close the lid. Not only does fire love gas, but it's also pretty horny about oxygen. Nothing gets fire going quite like some oxygen. If all else fails, just try to smother the fire somehow. Contrary to popular belief, standing around saying "I don't know what to do" doesn't put out the fire. 

But yeah. It just seems that we, as a society, aren't cut out for gas grills at the moment. Stick to charcoal. Not only is it better, but I feel like most people who find themselves staring down a giant fireball of a gas grill typically wouldn't man the grill if it was charcoal. So that's at least some addition by subtraction right there. Moral of the story is that we need a break from propane grills until we've proven that we can handle them again. As of this very moment, consider gas grills officially cuncelled.