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BREAKING: We May Have Discovered The Most Gorgeous Human To Ever Set Foot On Earth

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

UH OH - What do you think the drop dead gorgeous Hilde, who currently owns the title, has to say about this??? FIND OUT HERE!!! Or Hannah Palmer??? FIND OUT HERE TOO!!!

WOW!  Hi there, Polina!  Nice to see you, too! And yes, she has ALWAYS been in the running for most gorgeous person to ever set foot on Earth!  And now, even more so!  During a global pandemic, no less!  Props to Hannah for continuing to fight the good fight! Down with Covid-19!  Up with Polina and the beauty of life!  Take care now!  Bye bye then!  

POLINA BREAK: Check in with Fortnight Boy and make sure he's doing his job while I'm doing his!  

BACK TO POLINA!!!

Thank you, Polina!!!