No Disrespect To Dave Portnoy But This Guy..... This Guy Is The One Who Fucks

Well spread this fella on a cracker, because honey, Id sop him up with a biscuit. This dude has great tattoos, kinda permy curly hair, an unreal cut offs game, and a pair of fancy boots. You know what else he has? A good sense of humor. Dude just loves to goof. I respect that. Have no choice but to.