Lifting An Imaginary Box Is Hands Down The Most Embarrassing Way To Blow Out A Knee

I’m not even mad, I’m impressed. This smelly(er) Jason Kelce just flew by there with Dusty Baker, Lamar Houston and Bill Gramatica in the most useless ways possible to blow out your knee. A first ballot HOF snap, crackle and/or pop right there.

Somebody keep Sam Bradford away from these boxes. Just having to imagine stepping around them might cause both of his ACL’s to spontaneously combust.