[Source] - Pictures of the 'pooper' were shared online by local Sophie Penn in a bid to track down the mystery man. Alongside the snap, she wrote: "This chap defecated on the doorstep of my building on Kelvedon Road. This is absolutely disgusting behaviour".
Images show the young lad, fully clad in gym gear, glance nervously around before dropping his shorts just outside the front door of the apartment.
The woman who shared it was shocked, she's called him the 'doorstep dumper'.
The Fullham pooper! The Doorstep Dumper! Those are incredible nicknames. The Doorstep Dumper sounds like the Scranton Stangler's brother. Just the perfect double D's here. I don't know how this guy hasn't been caught yet, he's looking directly into the camera. Feel like he should be pretty easy to spot and figure out who he is.
I don't know what this guy is supposed to do here though. Clearly he's dancing around and trying to figure out where to shit. This isn't malicious. This isn't a planned shit. This is a man who was trying to not reset the clock and shit his pants. He found the best spot. Directly in front of a camera, on the doorstep of an expensive area of flats. Just because you're rich doesn't mean you're immune to shit. And listen to this crazy guy with his ideas:
One wrote: "Doorstep? That is quite incredible. At least get into the gutter or use a bush if unwell. Or return with a bag."
Return with a bag?!? Bro, he's not a dog. Just call sanitation and have them take care of it. Do love the incredible after the doorstep question. I just assume he sounds like a British Ron Burgandy here.
This is a top-3 worst feeling in the world though. You gotta shit your brains out and you're just stuck. Nowhere to go. You're outside, it's probably hot. He's clearly coming from the gym and all sweaty. That's just a gross feeling. I say make him hose down the doorstep, he's already gone public. That feels like fair punishment. Hell, walking home with that gross feeling might be punishment enough.