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Watch This Insane Woman Reach Into an Alligator Pit to Retrieve Her Wallet

It's been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result. Well I would like to submit a new definition for insanity: reaching into an alligator pit with your young son in tow to retrieve your wallet.

That's exactly what this woman did at the Safari North Wildlife Park in Brainerd, Minn. — perhaps the most shocking part of this story is that it occurred somewhere other than Florida.

What in the world was in that wallet that it was worth taking on a — and I cannot stress this enough — *pit of alligators* to make an effort to go get it back? You can replace your credit cards and who knows if the damn chip will work after floating in water anyway. Nobody carries cash anymore. This woman has just always been certifiably insane and had an excuse to climb into Gator Lake, so she did it.

And then at the end, she's yelling at her son for apparently going in there first when all she had to do was get him out, not have him wander around a pond filled with hungry alligators while she gets her wallet.

Perhaps the most mentally unstable person in this video, however, is the kid who from about 0:30-0:45 is warning the boy in a tone that almost sounds like she's rooting for him to get snatched up by a gator. I don't want to assign intent to anyone else's words, but that girl definitely would have said, "I told you so," if that boy got eaten by an alligator right there in front of her.