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Umm How Come No One Is Talking About The Dumper On Mark Zuckerberg?

^^KFC had written a blog on this yesterday, but I wanted to bring it up again because I think he buried the lead. The lead, of course, being the size of Mark Zuckerberg's dumper. I mean the thing looks like two honey baked hams and no one's even mentioned it. All the news outlets are talking about is the amount of sunscreen on his face...

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Which is funny, but no where near as funny as this...

You don't even have to enhance it to realize how big it is...

And no I'm not body shaming, I'm simply calling attention to a part of Mark Zuckerberg's body that he clearly wants attention drawn to. You don't 'look back at it' on a surfboard unless you're showing off. Congrats on the cake, Zuck. Take it away 2 Chainz!