Super Jacked Dad Putting A Picture Of Himself On His Daughter's Shirt To Scare Boys Is A Stroke Of Genius

Daily Mail- A protective dad has devised a creative way to keep the boys away from his young daughter – by printing his muscly torso on a t-shirt and making her wear it.  ‘Stay Clear Boys,’ a message on the shirt warns. ‘This is my dad!’  And while his daughter doesn’t look too happy about the new attire, her father is pictured grinning beside her. The image was first shared on Reddit under the headline ‘Dad security’ at the weekend. Kit Dale, a two-time World Pro Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu champion from Melbourne, Australia, shared the image to his Facebook page on Sunday, writing: ‘Hahahha smart dad.’  By Wednesday, the image on his page had been liked by 370,000 Facebook users and had been shared more than 45,000 times.

This is genius and it’s not for the reason you think.  Yes, a bunch of boys seeing that this guy’s daughter has a super jacked Dad who could kill them in a single punch is effective.  No doubt about it.  Every guy is inherently afraid of a chick’s Dad no matter what because that’s the way it is but even more so when the dude looks like that.  But this is a stroke of genius by him because he’s basically advertising himself to all the hot Mom’s of the world via his daughter.  She wears it at school?  Tons of Moms are gonna see it and be sniffing around the goods.  The Dad can say it’s about keeping punks away from his daughter all day long, and that’s probably true, but with that shirt he’s also saying to the MILFs out there, “Hey, this is what I look like.  I’m jacked and probably a badass.  Come over some time and let’s do the no pants dance.”  Next thing you know he’s gonna have more horny women in their late-30s-to-early-40s at his doorstep than Phil Hartman in Jingle All The Way.  Classic killing of two birds with one stone and I for one applaud him.