Mets Will Knock $1 Dollar Off Tickets To Next Homestand For Every Run They Score Against The Yankees

Gettin cocky. I like it. Although this is still classic shylock Wilpons here. The team is scoring about 4 runs per game. Not like they’re exactly an offensive juggernaut. Like half their team is injured right now. But its still a move I love. If they really wanted to throw their dicks on the table they’d offer a buck off for every Yankee strikeout. Tickets would be going for free after this weekend. Probably gonna notch like 25, 30 Ks this weekend. Tickets for the next homestand would be going for free.

Regardless though, love the attitude. Love the swagger. Its not even about the discount, its about them choosing to decide the discount while facing the Yankees. Just a slap right in their old, boring ass faces. Dont need to worry about tempting the baseball gods or tempting fate or any of that nonsense. When you’ve got pitching and confidence and you’re playing winning baseball, none of that other shit matters. Can’t wait for a couple Duda Dongs or some more blasts from Wilmer Flores. Cheap tickets for everyone!