My Quest To Get To The Bottom Of Tom Cruise' s Giant Fake Ass Continues...

In case you don't know the backstory, the clip is from the 2008 smash hit mega-blockbuster 'Valkyrie'. Here is the full gif:


I don't think many people picked up on this scene when it came out, but it sparked a movement a few years ago thanks to one fateful tweet:

Not long after this tweet, Cruise denied the rumors in an interview with ScreenRant, saying: 

"I have no idea. There was no prosthetic in Valkyrie. No."

Obviously, I don't believe this. That bubbly ass is simply way too supple to belong to anyone not named Kyle Lowry or Alexis Texas. Here are other examples of his cheeks for comparison:

Example 1

Example 2 

Example 3

Yea, I'd like to just post the pictures in the blog too, sorry. Anyway, we continue to ask anyone and everyone that we interview who has worked with cruise what they think of the controversy, and all of them basically plead the fifth. Something smells funny about this to me, and it certainly isn't a real butt. 

You can listen to the full interview with Wes Bentley here. We talked about how 'Interstellar' was shot, 'Yellowstone', and a lot about Liverpool/EPL which was unexpected.