Decoy Could Have Made My Life Way Better

If I had the app Decoy in my life about a year ago, things would be a hell of a lot different right now. As everyone remembers Anastasia Ashley and I shared some intimate moments on the snap until one photo fell into the corrupt hands of one David Portnoy. Decoy  let’s you take the photo you want to send, then you take another photo that you’ll use a Decoy. If I had known about this a year ago Dave never would have gotten his hands on the infamous photo, my spot never would have gotten blown up on the rundown and I am most likely right now:

1. Married to Anastasia Ashley or at least smashing that on the reg

2. Surfing on the beach in Hawaii instead of writing this blog

So don’t make the same mistakes I made. Download Decoy. Find your dream boy or girl,  and sext with her forever without the photo falling into the wrong hands (i.e your boss or significant other

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