Subway Made Marcus Mariota Out Of Meat And Now I Need To Cleanse My Soul
What the hell? Somebody get some Holy Water before that thing jolts alive to eat everyone’s first born.
And Marcus, just a head’s up, if and when you come to Philly, ya gotta ditch Subway as the sponsor. Just the way it is. They’ve already jinxed one superstar hero in this town, we can’t afford to lose the other.