"OH YEAH, LET ME TAKE MY BOAT SHOES OFF AND FOLD THIS CARDIGAN AND PUT MY GLOVE BACK IN MY PARENTS GARAGE AND WE CAN GO AT IT!"

Hilarious. Will Adam Jones even show up to the ballpark tonight knowing that guy might be in the house? I hope Jonesy brings some extra security with him. I mean that dude has his sleeves rolled up, ready to rumble. Looks like Adam bit off a bit more than he can chew.

PS: Will not be shocked when those Hats throw at Jones tonight. Lots of mental midgets up in Canada. The future AL MVP is so far deep in their heads he’s neighbors with Paul Pierce now.