Send Out The Smoke Patrol On... Wait, That's Just Bruce Jenner Wearing A Dress

So it’s been a few months now since Bruce Jenner announced that he is officially turning into a woman and now we have the first look at Lady Bruce in a dress. And from a distance, homegirl is murdering that look. Absolutely dominating that dress.

Horizontal stripes are a tough look to pull off. Things could go very wrong, very easily when you’re dealing with horizontals. But not for Bruce Jenner, who might be the 2nd hottest Jenner currently in the Jenner Family Power Rankings. Never has a quick smoke break looked so goddamn sexy before. And I know that you know that he knows how fucking hot he looks when he’s checking out his reflection in that second picture. “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard” - Buffalo Bruce Jenner.