Lindsay Lohan Is That Guy Who Gets The Incorrect Chinese Lettering Tattoo, Posts Instagram Picture Saying "You Are A Donkey/Ass"

You know the guy, the guy who was probably the first person to get a Tattoo. Went into an “ink shop” and picked something generic off the wall that he thought meant “Peace and Love” or “Warrior” only to later find out that it really says “Fried Rice” or “Flower” and that they are in fact a huge moron. For the record this is also the guy most likely to get the Barb Wired bicep tattoo (not counting Urlacher’s, that one was classy as fuck). That’s poor Lindsay Lohan. She’s trying, her heart is in the right place, she just can’t get out of her own way. And yeah this is just an Instagram post but that doesn’t really matter because it’s not the physical tattoo, it’s what’s behind it. It’s the person who tries to act intelligent and different even though they’re not very smart, throwing out foreign languages on Instagram, writing blogs in Italian, tweeting in their non native dialect etc etc. They’re trying to be different and show how worldly they are when in reality the rest of us are just sitting back thinking “You’re an Ass”, literally. And that friends is why I never fuck with languages that aren’t English, gotta stay in your lane and pretend the rest of the world doesn’t exist, learned that one a long time ago.