Just A Cop On The Job Getting His Porn On

I know cops are supposed to be held to a higher standard. They’re supposed to be morally superior than the rest of us, they’re not supposed to shoot unarmed people, they’re not supposed to pepper spray college kids in the face, etc. I get all that. But c’mon, this is taking it too far. They’re still human. You sit in a car for 100 hours a day and eventually you’re gonna get horny, get horny you’re gonna need to watch some porn. That’s just science and evolution. He who hath not sat in the driver’s seat and played with his dick a little bit cast the first stone. I’ll be gently placing mine back on the ground.