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Told My Kid That Kate Started Cigaretting Again: Disappointment Abounds

No one hates folks ripping heaters like my kiddo. If they see someone on the street, they hold their breath. Fuckin around rippin cigs on the deck with a cold one and a fish taco? You might get a grossed out “UGH SOMEONE IS CIGARETTING OUT HERE” that comes in your ear hole. Needless to say, McCartney was disappointed when ole Aunt kate fell off the tobacco chariot (wagon). Disgusted doesn’t even begin to describe how disgusted they were.

Will this be the motivation that Kate needs? That remains to be seen. If it isn’t, Kate might need to come to Texas for a 2nd Grader-led intervention. No one wants that smoke. I can promise you that.