Steve Cohen Reportedly Is The Lead Bidder For The Mets After Offering $2 Billion For The Team And $2 Billion For SNY

FOUR. BILLION. DOLLARS. DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC WITH MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TRYING TO CHOP ITS OWN HEAD OFF ON A DAILY BASIS, NO LESS! 

I can't even fathom put a million dollars looks like let alone 4 billion dollars and I would never discount the Wilpons fucking this up. But the mere thought of Uncle Stevie taking not only the Mets but also Gary, Keith, Ron, and that beautiful SNY song from the bumbling idiot Wilpons has me feeling good for the first time since coronavirus ran train on our souls.

Excuse me, "if" he wants SNY because "it would be nice" to own. 

Steve Cohen is treating a cash cow network of the team he is looking to buy like I treat one of those inflatable hot tubs on Amazon on sale for $250. Even Red Sox fans national baseball writers are scared Uncle Stevie is going to make his presence known by throwing multiple bags at Mookie Betts this winter.

As for the other bids and bidders...

Also I just learned that Steve Cohen is not only my savior but he's also a longtime Stoolie that has been listening to Zero Blog Thirty before Chaps, Cons, and Kate were even born.

Look at that lettuce on my boy! Can't wait to slap that face on a gif in the coming months since I am full blown addicted to making Steve Cohen gifs.

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I am ready to be hurt again.