'I'm The President, Coach And Player, But They Only Pay Me As A Footballer' - Zlatan Continues To Be The Best Shit-Talker In All Of Sports

You could make a legit case that Zlatan is the most entertaining athlete in the world, no matter the sport. You can't argue that he's the best shit talker in sports. It's not even close. The dude is world class.This just reminds me of when he wasn't worried about being suspended by the MLS, because he is the MLS. 

Now he's back at AC Milan, where he had big time success before including winning Serie A. But in his mind, if he was just there the entire season this past year they would have won again. You think he gives a shit about Ronaldo and Juventus? Nope. You think he gives a rats ass that Milan is in 5th place and 26 points behind Juventus? Fuck that noise. 

Shit you know he's a great talker when you start googling 'zlatan best' for his highlights and quotes pop up first. Some of the best: 

“A World Cup without me is nothing to watch, so it is not worth waiting for the World Cup.”

“What do you mean, ‘present?’ She got Zlatan.” – When asked what he got his wife for Valentine’s day.

“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium petrol in the tank, you hit the motorway and you step on the gas. Guardiola filled up with diesel and took a spin in the countryside. He should have bought a Fiat.” 

I need Zlatan to play soccer forever just so we keep getting quotes. He's the not as crazy person Maradona when it comes to quotes. Oh he's also really fucking good: