Looks Like Kylie Jenner Had A Good Time At Coachella

I don’t even know what to say about Kylie Jenner.  We’re all obviously #TeamKendallJenner because she’s a classic 15 outta 10.  Give Kendall two more years and she’s gonna be the hottest chick on the plant and 2nd place might not be all that close.  Kendall’s already tearing up runways and getting on the cover of GQ.  She’s just destined to be hold the Hottest Girl title at some point.  But then here comes Kylie throwing smoke on her Instagram.  I know it’s weird because Kylie is 17 but I don’t give a fuck because clearly she doesn’t either.  You can tell me until you’re blue in the face that that’s the body of a 17-year-old and I still won’t believe you.  She got her birth certificate at the same place Cuban baseball players get theirs.  That’s the only explanation.  Kendall is out there being a professional model and getting magazine covers while Kylie takes the Instagram world by storm with her 23-year-old body and ridiculous pictures.  Am I gonna get arrested now?