Jeremy Lin Pretended To Be A Wax Statue At Madame Tussauds And Scared The Shit Outta People

 

What’s the law when it comes to these things?  And by that I mean what if somebody straight up bunched Jeremy Lin in the face while filming this?  That’s all I can ever think about when I watch videos like this.  Every time.  I just want to see somebody lay the person out and then watch what transpires after that.  I’m honestly not sure how people don’t get punched in these scenarios.  I’m no a hard ass or anything but I’ll come up swinging if a wax figure comes to life.  Same goes for if you wake me up in the middle of the night.  Before I even know what’s happening, the fists are flying.  You can call me Jason Bourne if you want, that’s your right because I sort of am.  But it’s just a natural reaction. I’m shocked every time it doesn’t happen.

 

PS- So I guess only Asian people visit Madame Tussauds?  Or maybe only Asians visit the Jeremy Lin statue at Madame Tussauds?  That’s not even me being racist.  Those are the only two conclusions you can come to after watching that video.  Asian people and Jeremy Lin’s family.  Sorry Spags.

 

Double PS- If Jeremy Lin didn’t at least get this chick’s number/fuck her afterwards then he’s not doing the whole Being A Professional Athlete thing right.  She wanted the D.

 

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