Playoff Steve Ballmer Is The Best Steve Ballmer

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You know when parents will videotape their children on Christmas morning and the kids will get the exact present they wanted and go on to absolutely lose their 5 year old mind right on camera. That is what Playoff Ballmer is, pure unadulterated joy. As raw an emotion as you will ever see. Did the Clippers go on a run or did Steve Ballmer get that puppy he’s been asking for for the last 6 months? And the best part is, this is Game 1, Round 1. If you don’t have a dog in the NBA playoff fight I think you have no choice but to root for the Clippers now. Playoff Ballmer over everything always.

PS

Quick Shoutout to the Clippers for having the single worst playoff bench I have ever seen in my life. After Jamal Crawford (who is good) it’s Hedo Turkoglu (yes he’s still in the NBA), Big Baby Davis, Spencer Hawes, and Austin Rivers (yes they still let him play basketball). Those 5 came in to start the second quarter last night and gave up a 10-0 run in less than 2 minutes. Pretty sure if they played more than 10 minutes together the Spurs would have won by 50.