ESPN, The World Wide Leader In Drake

This is actually on the front page of ESPN’s NBA page. So glad ESPN was on top of that. Phew. Was worried sick. WHERE’S DRAKE!!??, I’ve been screaming at my television. I can now get on with my day. Hat tip to you, ESPN, for doing the dirty work. Hat tip to you.

PS: There’s another Coachella? Great news for Instagram. Coachella is like Halloween part 2 for girls. They just come out wearing a piece of string and a flower headband and call themselves hippies and that they are all about the music, maaaaan. Then Monday comes and they get back to listening to Katy Perry.