When you blog about Dick Pics, you obviously open yourself up to the potential for some, how shall we say -- blowback? I'm talking about a Schlongalanche on Social, a Dickocalypse in my DMs, a Members Only meeting in my Messages.
You get the picture (well, not unless you're a chick you don't).
So when I blogged about better dick pics last night, I braced for the worst.
What I got may have gone a long ways toward restoring my faith in humanity.
Instead of a parade of mediocre penises, what started showing up slowly, in a trickle, and then became a flood were D pictures of another kind altogether. D's hanging out. D's from every angle. D's dressed to get attention. A D in a spider man costume, a D in a John Deere, and even D in a blankey.
THANK GOD I'm talking Dog Pics.
It was overwhelming. And you know what, I was NOT mad. It made my day.
NOW THIS is how you send a D pic, gentleman!!