Little Kid Just Wants To Pet Some Titties and I Can't Blame Him

Hey.  I feel ya brotha.  I put myself out there every weekend at every bar trying to pet some titties.  With consent, of course.  99.9% of the time I fail.  I have a face for radio and a body for sumo wrestling.  Not exactly the combination that allows one to pet titties on a regular basis.  But hey, I have work ethic and that’s helpful.  So does this kid.  He’s bold too.  He doesn’t waste any time getting to the point.  Open the door and he’s instantly asking if he can pet some titties.  There’s some women out there who probably appreciate the getting-straight-to-the-point attitude.  Maybe that should be my approach.  The worst they can do is say no/call the cops.  Or maybe not because I’m not trying to get slapped a bunch of times.

Ohhhhhhhh he’s talking about kittens.  No, man.  You don’t wan’t to pet cats because cats suck.  Titties are way better than kitties.