This High School Crew's "Sausage" Chant Is Great But The Ending Is Really What Makes It

Obviously the highlight is the big dude scampering away and eating a faceful of concrete at the end but what a crew all around. Cocky skinny chicks, big butt chick, that one girl going full-on Chewbacca on the beat, just a murderer’s row of people bonded by one thing: Their love of rhythmic clapping chants dedicated to salty encased pork. For all the hype bacon gets online, do you see it giving us videos with high school kids dropping dick double entendres and knocking out hefty effeminate kids? No chance. Step your game up bacon or else I’m officially declaring Barstool to be a Sausagefest.

Also wait hold on, apparently this “sausage” chant deal is an actual video/Vine trend?

Fuck man. I’m going to do myself a favor and not comment on anything in that video given that the one girl shouted out “I’m 13 but I still take sausage” while twirling her hair but it never ceases to blow my mind what’s new and hot in the streets these days. Sausage, man. Fucking sausage.

(h/t @poopy_pizza_pal)