The "Batman Vs. Superman" Trailer Has Leaked And The Film Should Gross No Less Than A Trillion Dollars

Cool stuff, I guess. I personally think Zack Snyder is the most overrated bag of dicks in Hollywood today*, so I’d expect this flick to be on the same level of meh as Man Of Steel and Dawn Of The Dead. But does it even matter? Because I know Hollywood couldn’t give two shits. You throw Batman and Superman in the same title and it automatically equals boatloads of $$$. The entire film could be Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent having a 3 hour conversation about Women’s Suffrage and it would still gross a gazallion dollars. Tis 2015. It’s Ben Affleck’s world again and we’re living in it. Good for him. The poor guy only had an Oscar, millions of dollars and Jennifer Garner’s prime booty to fall back on for a little while during the dark days of Surviving Christmas and Gigli.

*I’ll give credit where credit is due, 300 is the certified tits and if Snyder cut Watchman down less than 4 hours that movie would be better than it is, too.