Daddy Long Neck Released His First Sex Tape On OnlyFans, So Of Course I Watched It!

It's been a hellava horny week thus far. Just a few days ago, Twitter almost selfdestruced after the Top 370 pornstars thread was released. Hell, it's not even 4th of July and we're already lighting off fireworks! While I thought this list had every single pornstar known to mankind, they were missing one person. A person that is considered my evil twin. That man is Daddy Long Neck, and as of last night (when I found out) Daddy Long Neck is officially a pornstar.

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I'll be damned. The one and only, my arch nemesis, Daddy Long Neck has officially reached the peak of his entertainment career by becoming an Only Fans Star. I've known about his Only Fans account for some time, I just don't have an account which means I can't support him. Thankfully my friend who watches as much, if not, more porn than me (no shame) sent me this text lanight. Not only that, but he also sent me his Only Fans login. Unfortunately, all of this build up led to one of the most underwhelming videos I've ever seen.

I can't show the video, so let me give you a brief summary of why this video didn't live up to the hype. They call him "Daddy Long Neck" for a reason. And it's not for his dick. Don't get me wrong, his dick looks to be above average, but I was expecting his cock to be the size of Jordi El Nino Polla's. He also didn't shave his pubes. I don't care who you are, you have to shave before getting on camera. Nobody deserves to see a bush on their iPhone/iPad/50 inch Panasonic plasma screen tv. That wasn't even the most disappointing part of this video! Throughout the 5 minutes and 18 seconds of his chicken getting choked, he did not once say his signature line, "Litty like a mother fucking titty". Not once. With all of this said, I still recommend checking this out in your free time.

This guy has gotten to the point of this career where he makes you say "What can't this guy do?" From making videos with Big Gucci Berry, to getting women to lick his neck once a day, Daddy Long Neck never fails to amaze me. I hope one day I can fight him in Rough N Rowdy. Until then, I'm going to keep my jumper wet while he continues to get his dick wet. Litty like a mother fucking titty. 

P.S. If you made it this far and don't have an Only Fans account, you can actually watch his video on a website that rhymes with CornTub. Goodluck!