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Oh Fuck You Scarlett Johansson, Why Would You Ever Do This To Me?

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Well cut my dick off and fly it to the moon. Jennifer Lawrence, Miley, Hermoine, and now Scarlett Johansson simply slapping me, you, the good lord, and everyone inbetween squarely in the nuts. Didn’t even put on protection before date raping my eyes. Simply great. And is she fucking serious with Crouty McCrouton and his stupid shorts and hat? Is he actually stuffing the woman previously known as Scarlett Johannson? What a fucking Wednesday to ruin.

RIP Scarlett Johansson boners, may we never forget.

 

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