Britney Spears Still Has Her Fastball And Will Never Lose It

I'm not entirely sure what Britney Spears is doing right now, but I'm all about it. I imagine this is what it'd be like taking molly for the first time, except all of your plans get cancelled, your friends stay in, and you're only left with yourself in an empty apartment and a phone. For everyone else in the world, the end result would be disaster. For Britney Spears it's a masterpiece. Keep doing you and never change. 

It's Britney bitch.