Sixers Put On A Tankapalooza To End The Year, Let Nerlens And Embiid Coach Timeouts

*scene*

Sam Hinkie enters classroom full of aspiring young GM’s:

“Welcome to Tanking 101, I’m your professor Sam Hinkie. Before we introduce ourselves and immediately forget everyone’s names, make sure you write this down because it will be on your exam. The NBA doesn’t have a rule about this yet, so when you’re trying to lose the final game of the season, the most meaningful game of the year for your 18-63 team because you own the pick of the team your playing against, give the coach of your team the following directions…

1. Don’t even try to do your job.

2. Let the two teenagers who will be our franchise corner stones for the years to come coach the time outs and draw plays.

3. Lose and get the other team’s draft pick.

The exam will be at the end of the semester”

**end scene**

See everybody at the draft. #InHinkieWeTrust