Kylie Jenner Wants To Cut Off Her Quarantine 15

Hey Kylie! Ya know what I say? Quarantine shmorantine!!!! Seriously fuck outta here with this. I know it's low hanging fruit, but anyone who looks half as good as Kylie does after months on end of having nothing but booze, delivery apps and your TV at your side for 24 hours a day has absolutely zero reason to bitch about anything. I bought a scale about 6 months back and was doing really well on shedding weight until Corona hit. Now I'm terrified to even look at the fucking thing and haven't stepped on it in forever. 

Where I will agree with Kiley is that the diet DOES start today. I am not kidding when I say that. Going to close every goddamn ring on my Apple Watch every goddamn day this week. Might even start a friendly little competition to help everyone else get off their asses too. I don't know. I don't know if I'll have enough time.

What I do know is I'm more than likely doomed because I'm lazy, hating lifting heavy shit and have an insatiable appetite for laying around and eating fried food. What I'm getting at is this - neither you nor me will ever look half as good as Kylie does, so she needs to quit her bitching.