Iran Issues Warrant For President Trump's Arrest For The Murder of Qassem Soleimani

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Talk about efforts in futility. You'd have a better chance of convincing a group of Brits during the Middle Ages that a suspected witch wasn't made of wood, and therefore wouldn't float because she's not the same weight as a duck. It's simple mathematics.  

I would also like to issue a warrant to my penis. If you don't grow 3 inches, you will be savagely beaten once again. You have one day. 

Good day, sir.