Major Props To This Tinder Gal For Disclosing Her STD's Right Out Of The Gate

Talk about your conversation starter. I give Ali all the credit in the world for being up front with her Herp, but maybe some things are best kept quiet till the moment comes. Her men should have had the option to figure it out the easy way, or the fun way. Obviously you don’t want blisters on your dick or find yourself beating cheeks with Magic Johnson, but aren’t most STD’s either curable or easy to deal with now? Gone are the days of The Civil War where Syphilis could only be “cured” by shooting mercury up the dickhole with a turkey baster. And you mean to tell me Chlamydia shows little to no symptoms in men AND causes infertility? Talk about your classic win-win. Jimmy Dugan was giving bad advice after all.

Chances this is a test for Ali to separate the “good” guys from the pact? 70%. Little does she know that 80% of men are straight hound dogs and will stick their dick in anything. Her labia could literally be the fiery gates of hell guarded by a rabid Cerberus and it still won’t hold back some savages from going in for the kill. Pussy’s pussy.