In The Wake Of The Aaron Hernandez Verdict, Brandon Spikes Is Very Confused About The Justice System These Days

Hey, I respect this move from Brandon. Lot of people on Twitter at times like these turn into law school professors. They know the ins and outs of every case and can list every legal loophole imaginable. Not Brandon though. He admits his confusion and I think that’s admirable. Since I’m such a nice guy, I’ll go ahead and clear things up for him: if you tell your friends to come help you kill someone, then kill him and leave your DNA all over the crime scene, you go to jail. You go to jail for the rest of your life. There are an awful lot of confusing laws in the American Law Book but that one is pretty straight forward. Don’t be really bad at murdering or you get put in a cage.

PS – How about Hernandez living the rest of his life right outside Gillette? That’s some greek tragedy punishment shit. Your life goals are right there but you’ll never get them.