Good News! Congress Now Has A Special Task Force For Finding Aliens And UFOs

(NYPOST)--U.S. lawmakers are asking the Pentagon for a detailed, unclassified report on unidentified aerial phenomena over concerns the issue has been given scant attention from the intelligence community while acknowledging the existence of an “Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon Task Force.”

In his report attached to the 2020-2021 Senate Intelligence Authorization Act, Florida Sen. Marco Rubio, acting chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, instructs the director of national intelligence, the secretary of defense and other agency heads to compile data on “unidentified aerial phenomenon,” more commonly referred to as unidentified flying objects, or UFOs.

“The Committee remains concerned that there is no unified, comprehensive process within the Federal Government for collecting and analyzing intelligence on unidentified aerial phenomena, despite the potential threat,” according to the bill.

OHHHH congress is on it. We'll definitely get the real news on aliens now that Congress has a task force. Congress. What a waste of fucking time and money to create a government task force to find aliens. This is the fastest way to never find out anything. Put it in the hands of Marco Rubio and Nancy Pelosi and those UFO files will be erased forever. Not even on purpose. They would just accidentally fuck it up and aliens who have been giving us secrets and buzzing by our heads and they still couldn't find it

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The only way we ever find out about aliens is if the aliens decide to literally land on our head. This is literally the only way a Presidential candidate could swing my vote is if they promised to tell me about aliens. Just do it. Tell me about the aliens and you have my vote. That is something concrete. Tangible. Evidence of aliens is the last frontier of knowledge. We all know they exist. The government knows we know. The aliens know that we know. We just gotta cross that threshold so I can go on with my life and the last thing I need in the world is AOC, Pelosi, and that skinny Joe West face ass Mitch McConnell getting their greasy fingers on the classified docs.