Wanna See A Fat Guy Get Attacked By A Swan? Sure You Do

Was it necessary to call the man in the video fat? No, but then again...

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ANYWAY, I would've nothing more than to see him grab that swan by its neck assert himself as the alpha in that situation. For some reason swans always think they're way tougher than they are when in reality they're really just white ducks. Ducks with long necks that deserve to be snapped. I've honestly never seen a video of a respectful swan. Every time they're on camera they're attacking people. I mean that thing B-lined it the second that guy jumped in the water. 

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What a dick. No one in history has ever stolen a swan egg either. Oh well, karma's a bitch. Swans will get what they deserve.