These Fuck Boys Better Be Russian To Flip Their Tank Back Over

*extremely Vladimir Putin voice* 

“Who in the FUCK authorize you to flip ze tank during parade?”

Russian tank driver: no one, comrade!
putin: comrade? What is this? Some American Smut blog conservation? You’ll address me as mr. President.

Driver: I believe you mean conversation, Mr. President.

Putin: that is what I said. Conservation. I did say this, no?

Driver: CON-VER-SATION. You’re saying con-servation. One means to talk or communicate. The other means to preserve.

Putin: really? I’ve been saying this conservation for years. How come nobody told me?

Driver: I believe you mean, “why didn’t anyone tell me?”

Putin: TO THE GULAG!

Disregard.