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To No One's Surprise, Chris Simms' QB Rankings Blow

See. This is what I'm talking about in regards to Big Ben Revenge Tour. 14th. Absolute nonsense. I don't care that he only played one game last year. I've said it before, I'll say it again. 2017 and 2018 were the best statistical seasons of his career and yet somehow he's dropped that far? 

Get out. 

Cam Newton at 10? 10? Look, I'm a Cam Newton guy, and I'd be thrilled even if the Steelers signed him to backup Big Ben, but the dude hasn't been right for two years. Oh, and let's not forget to mention HE STILL HASN'T EVEN BEEN SIGNED. 

But top 10 QB? Sure. 

What really gets me about this list is 14-16 and the three dudes who are ranked right before them at 11-13. Ryan Tannehill number 11? Above Big Ben, Brees and Brady? Is this a handoff ranking list? Man, those 86 YPG passing on the way to the AFC title game really blew Chris away. 

Kirk Cousins? Kirk fucking Cousins. I don't care that Big Ben is coming off an injury. I don't care that he and Brady and Brees are getting up there in age. 

Any remotely sane person would take Big Ben, Brady, or Brees this season over Kirk Cousins. 

I will say, though, there is one thing about this list I can agree with besides Mahomes being number 1, and that is of course Baker Mayfield allll the way down at 21. 

Other than that, the entire 1-16 is a load of crap.