Oh Man Subway Just Got SO Owned

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“Also apparently they’re are people in the neighborhood who are protesting against Subway and have started a #subwayeatsh*t campaign and are projecting a slideshow on to the wall of the Subway.”

WOAH. Completely owned Subway. Not even sure how they are going to stay in business after a lashing like that. Holy shit. Jared and co. thought they were going to open a nice little Subway in NW, but now everything has changed. Poop emoji all up in their grill and a hashtag on Twitter to go along with it. It actually looks really awesome, kind of like Christmas if you ignore that it’s poop.

I don’t really love Subway that much, it with it’s huge pieces of bread and no idea the normal amount of condiments a sandwich needs. It’s almost like it’s on the application to get a job there. “Do you know the proper amount of mayonnaise a sandwich needs? Do you understand what the words “a little” mean?” Check no on both and your ass is hired! So if that’s what the people are upset about, I’m all about it. But since I’m sure it’s not, it’s just the funniest way of protesting ever. Kinda really making me crave their bland meats and flavorless cheese right about now.