Wake Up With Jack Donaghy’s Words of Wisdom

Your hair is your head suit. When we elites screw up, we pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus. Never go with a hippie to a second location. Always wear a tux after six. These are words to live by from TV’s greatest network executive/head of the GE microwave division. Most of all, remember that ambition is the willingness to kill the things we love and eat them to survive. Jack Donaghy’s throw pillow doesn’t lie.