Breaking Down Hillary Clinton's Chipotle Order

ABC News - Hillary Clinton, who has embarked on a roughly 1,000 mile road trip after formally announcing her presidential bid on Sunday, was spotted at a Chipotle in Maumee, Ohio this afternoon.

According to Manager Charles Wright, no one recognized Clinton, who was wearing sunglasses.

The newly-minted presidential candidate ordered a chicken bowl with guacamole, a chicken salad and fruit juice, according to Wright.

“She got great food,” the manager told ABC News. “Everybody loves Chipotle.”

This was just the second Clinton sighting in as many days.

On Sunday night, the former Secretary made a pit stop at a gas station in Pennsylvania, where she met a family from Michigan.

Damn, you know you made it when every major news outlet in the world is reporting that you stopped to grab lunch at Chipotle. Well also when you’re a candidate for President of the United States, that could also be considered making it. But reporters tripping over themselves trying to get on camera as fast as humanly possible to analyze your burrito bowl, talk about real American power.

How about that order though? Chicken bowl. Borrringggg. Let me guess, mild salsa. Some plain lettuce. No chips. This is supposed to inspire us that you can be a bold world leader who can put Iran and China and North Korea in their place?

And adding Guac? That’s really how you wanna play it with Middle America Hillary? Such a smug elitist move. Probably took out a stack of 100s and threw them in the face of the poor server when they asked “you know Guac is extra?”

Hasn’t been an political Chipotle ordering snafu this egregious since the infamous SneezeGuard incident.

These politicians man. Smdh. Get your damn Chipotle game together.