Kim Jong-Un's Wife Makes First Public Appearance In A Year, And I Definitely Would

AFP – North Korea’s first lady, Ri Sol-Ju, has appeared in public for the first time this year as part of celebrations marking the birthday of the country’s founding leader Kim Il-Sung, state media said Tuesday. 

A former member of the North’s Unhasu Orchestra, Ri was last seen in public in December 2014, when she and her husband attended a ceremony to commemorate the third anniversary of the death of Kim Jong-Un’s father, Kim Jong-Il. Their marriage was only revealed in July 2012 when pictures emerged of a young woman accompanying Kim at official events in a break from the past, when the North’s first ladies were kept out of the limelight.

Damn, Kimbo. You old dog, you. Well done. Well done indeed. Is RiRi the hottest chick in Best Korea? If the girls from The Interview are any indication, probably not. But Ri Sol-Ju is a damn fine bottom bitch for Kimmy J to come home to every night.  You know he’s out there slinging that dick left and right with every 10 in the country by day. But when it’s time to head back to the kingdom and he really just needs to get his mind right, Ri is for sure a down ass bitch. She has to be. She’s married to one of the most evil men in the world, not that she probably had any say in that or not. But she’s definitely a freak regardless. Probably let’s him do all the weird little shit that a guy with that kind of haircut would want to do. RiRi is doing it for me right now. We’re doing boners to Kim Jong-Un’s wife, and that’s something I never thought I’d be able to say in my lifetime. So without further ado, here’s your Barstool Best Korea Smokeshow Of The Day: Ri Sol-Ju from Pyongyang.

Legs for days.